Clark's Perfect Tree
Clark's Perfect Tree
Clark's Perfect Tree
Clark's Perfect Tree
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Clark's Perfect Tree

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Searching for a tree in the wilderness without a chainsaw or settling for one in your front yard because your Uncle burned down the original? Wash up after a long day with the very scent of the perfect Christmas tree. And don’t forget, “thith soap is a thymbol of the thpirit of Chrithmath.”

Estimated Length of Geeky Use: 06 - 08 Weeks (Nearly 2 Months)

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Ingredients: Glycerin, Water, Sodium Palmate, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Sorbitol, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea butter), Sodium Hydroxide, Palm Acid, Palm Kernel Acid, Sodium Citrate, Titanium Dioxide, Pentasodium Pentetate, Tetrasodium Etidronate, Mica Powder (for color), Essential Oils (for scent)

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